Imagine: aliens come to our planet and tell us stories of planets; full of everything...... diamonds........ abundances of trees.. rare to earth, but plenty and plenty out there... hot women! hot women that aren't stuck up or too concerned with material goods! hot women wanting average boyfriends.. hot women that don't want to be actresses, that don't want to cake their faces with plastic so they 'look' good.... planets where animals purchase human skins and wear them about as decoration....

The world government doesn't want us to know about aliens... WHY? you might ask!

BECAUSE:
The economy would tank.. people would stop working hard and saving just so they could go on a measley vacation once per year... they'd travel to the other side of the galaxy to Planet Beach, where all the food, some kinda sunshine, and drink are free.. Hot, free women roam Planet Beach, with itsy, bitsy intergalactic thongs and all natural, large, firms boobs that will knock your earth socks off.

..rosybrown..	..royalblue..	..saddlebrown..	..salmon..
..sandybrown..	..deeppink..	..indianred..	..thistle..

I think the naming convention for these colors is great... congrabulatioms, whoever is responsible!! .. fun fun fun.. people.. if u want to have blog color fun... try something like this..

type (FONT color="crimson") but in HTML you surround it in '<' and '>' instead of the parenthzzz.. then put your TEXT and then finalize it with (/FONT).. for example: replace the '(' with '<' and the ')' w/ '>'.... (FONT COLOR="CRIMSON")(B)HELLO THIS COLOR IS CRIMSON!! A REALLY COOL CAHLAH!(/B)(/FONT)
Ok.. it is late.. the size of my font depicts my energy level.. zzapped.. i'll half awwsum dreemz of the new PC I'm ordering in a few hours!! yay high tekk. new tech.. can't wait to re-dorkulate!.. OH OH... sun is rising... g'nite...

"To Blog, or not to Blog, is that some sort of question?"

People crack me up... sometimes I wonder if what is going to happen to tree huggers when we find out that there are really aliens, and they want to trade with us.. they want some of our fat women and in trade, they'll supply us with all the trees imaginable.... and water.. and animals..

What would all the tree-huggers do then?

Personally, I'm still waiting for Han Solo and Chewbacca to pick me up for an intergalactic smuggling run.. speaking of which... I'm still upset about the digitally re-mastered Star Wars.. one of the lamest things they did.. trying to make Han Solo look like a 'good guy' even though he was a SMUGGLER.. in the Bar scene.. where GRITO confronts him.. Han is sitting at a table.. and Grito is telling him Jabba the Hut wants his money.. anyway.. Han says he'll have the money soon.. as he is slowly un-holstering his laser pistol.. and Grito says .. "Ches toca toonta klinka klynko nevoska" which translates to "I've been waiting for this for a long time, Solo." and Han says, "Yes, I'll bet you have" .. Well, in the original version, Han BLASTS Grito.. and Grito falls dead on the table.. Han gets up and leaves.. in the REMAKE, Grito shoots first and his cheesy-ass green laser bounces off the wall, then Solo blasts him.. WTF is that crap?!! Things started going down hill from there.. No more Dark Mystery about Star Wars.. enter Jar Jar Binks.. the Disney version of space aliens.... such crap!

CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!!!

Video Killed the radio star.. and the internet killed the travel agency?

People never cease to amaze me... I used to get surprised when I heard about someone doing something outrageous.. not so much any more.. I've seen a lot.. and learned to deal with it..