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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

"To Blog, or not to Blog, is that some sort of question?"

People crack me up... sometimes I wonder if what is going to happen to tree huggers when we find out that there are really aliens, and they want to trade with us.. they want some of our fat women and in trade, they'll supply us with all the trees imaginable.... and water.. and animals..

What would all the tree-huggers do then?



Personally, I'm still waiting for Han Solo and Chewbacca to pick me up for an intergalactic smuggling run.. speaking of which... I'm still upset about the digitally re-mastered Star Wars.. one of the lamest things they did.. trying to make Han Solo look like a 'good guy' even though he was a SMUGGLER.. in the Bar scene.. where GRITO confronts him.. Han is sitting at a table.. and Grito is telling him Jabba the Hut wants his money.. anyway.. Han says he'll have the money soon.. as he is slowly un-holstering his laser pistol.. and Grito says .. "Ches toca toonta klinka klynko nevoska" which translates to "I've been waiting for this for a long time, Solo." and Han says, "Yes, I'll bet you have" .. Well, in the original version, Han BLASTS Grito.. and Grito falls dead on the table.. Han gets up and leaves.. in the REMAKE, Grito shoots first and his cheesy-ass green laser bounces off the wall, then Solo blasts him.. WTF is that crap?!! Things started going down hill from there.. No more Dark Mystery about Star Wars.. enter Jar Jar Binks.. the Disney version of space aliens.... such crap!

CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!!!

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